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Bitcoin. 8-Ball. Dust. That’s a lot of alpha in one shirt, champ. This joint is softer than a bear market investor and stylish enough to make people think you actually planned your outfit.
100% premium cotton, or as I like to call it, “investment-grade fabric”. You know how soft this shirt is… you’ll think we took Clinton Foundation money. Wild luxurious.
Pre-shrunk, unlike your portfolio… until you buy the shirt… then that all changes… GUARANTEED..
Classic fit, because style is forever.
The kind of shirt that makes people ask, “Yo, where’d you get that?” You can lie and say Paris. Then look at their shoes and ask them if they’ve been. If they say yes, tell them your family “owns a little place near Saint Jean Cap Ferrat”. If they know what that means try to have a baby with them because they are LOADED. Otherwise you just stunted wild crazy in their face.
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