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We made a lot of hats… the pauses are implied from here on out. What’s the move? Beachside Bitcoin conference or just dodging responsibilities in style? Either way, this bucket hat is giving “I make money off my phone” energy. Slap this on and watch how your portfolio goes up (Disclaimer: This is 100% financial advice. You’ll also look rich, which is half the battle. You may say “how does a hat make me rich” which is poor people thinking, and another reason you need this hat. Fucking kidding me??? How does it work… IT WORKS BRO… the fuck?
98% cotton twill. That’s fabric talk.
Sewn in vent eyelets, stitched by hand by people who literally dodged the ICE van this very morning to make it for you
Wide brim… which sounds like gang shit… you’ll prob start a gang if you wear this
One size fits most, but if your head is built like a microwave, that’s on you.
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