Description
The only hat that lets people know you’re stacking sats AND can get that bushel for the low. This is the official headgear (ayo) of Bitcoin vets who argue about block sizes and old heads who still call it “the Bitcoin.” You got the Bitcoin, you got the Bawlmore in you, and now you got a hat. What’s next? Probably a slick little “Sir, you can’t use Bitcoin to buy Old Bay” moment at your local Safeway. But who cares? You’re an innovator, baby. Also something about Booman having a street named after him and eating seafood on newspapers.
Structured, classic fit, no cap… except for the actual cap.
Plastic snap closure because we don’t do Velcro. This isn’t 1993 and you’re not a third grader. Grow up my g.
Green underbill so they know you’re about that doberman doe-cheese.
Bitcoin is forever… like diamonds… people will give you diamonds if you wear this hat.
Ladies… you’ll have all these bull market chad bro’s dropping to one knee and presenting you with appropriate caratage
Fellas… hedge fund managers will trick on you crazy to get the insite on ur business accuweather forecast. Prolly get u an iced out prince albert.
sell it… and buy more hats… that’s called dollar cost averaging
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